Oh, and Osama bin Laden? Turns out he's actually just a daschund wearing a really big hat. No lie!
Dark Cloud 2, a relatively old game for the PS2 I decided to return to and finally finish. Okay, so. I've gotten pretty far, and the time-traveling locomotive Ixion is indeed as cool as advertised (and five times as gaudy to boot); it was worth playing through the game this long to obtain it. On the other hand, the bit where the sinister world-conquering Emperor Griffon, the man responsible for devastating not just cities or nations but history itself from his evil fortress ten thousand years in the past, turned out to in reality be an adorable little bunny... that part still has me scratching my head.