I'm afraid the writing is going to have to carry the weight this time around because I kinda made a hash of the art. This is at least partially due to my computer acting like this. Why on Earth would Photoshop continually pop random data corruption into the image, in the form of patterns of colorful vertical lines? It was vexing. Yes. Vexing is a good word for it. Also ARRGH GRR RRARGH and so on.