- Complaining about your house being visible on Google Street View. If your house was so all-fired secret you shouldn't have left it outside.
- The use of "This." to express agreement in a blog comment has already been banned, but "This SO HARD" will now be considered an aggravating factor to the existing crime. Because it really aggravates me.
- Using the construction "Adjective!Name" when talking about different versions of a fictional character, like "Emo!Doctor". I understand the desire for a short way of getting the concept across, but this is just a lexicographical trainwreck.
...okay, I guess I just wanted to use the phrase "lexicographical trainwreck." I'm sorry. (Previously, previously, previously)